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wrestlingssexconfessions: Anyone seen this commercial where Miz is jumping out of a gift box for this little kid’s birthday? Well my birthday is coming up and not only do I want Miz, but a box of condoms to go with it would be nice… ;) I would be

Spending the weekend up north with family. No better way to shake off finals and semester stress. :)

freekbugg:herbalist-witch:kendrysaneela:dawnbutterfly:magicalballerinaprincess:tiktocks:Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing. School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns. This is where we are,

mycroftrh:So oleander - a relatively common pretty garden flower - is so incredibly poisonous that if you eat honey made by bees primarily fed on it, you’ll die. Ever since I learned that fact as a kid I’ve wanted to write a murder mystery about

rottenvelvet-artblog: Green’s theory of happiness. au where Green is Ayano and the three kids(Kido,Seto and Kano) are Gary,Ash and Fire(origin!Red). i wrote a fanfic about this but it’s on my phone. i don’t want to post it yet,i need to write it

aleuoa: sunday-kid: SUNDAY-KID This is where I want to live. A cozy apartment with lots of plants and big windows that allow me to see other apartments and trees down below. To be able to wake up in the morning, have a hot coffee and play my records

p2ndcumming: xketchzoid: “Um, I’m really wanting those pants right about now.” Seriously one of my fav characters! Use to jerk off to the scene where he gets off the operating table naked as a kid! This is just too dam hot! Vote 4 Pedro

hilariousgifslol: This is where I taught my kids about the birds and the bees. They said they never want to go back to the park again.. More Hilarious Gifs

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